Poll Result:

  • opened on January 21, 2010
  • closed on February 3, 2010

A male Statue of Liberty is one option for the struggling Patriots Point. What should be his most prominent feature?

Stunning likeness to hometown boy Stephen Colbert.

90 votes (45.92%)

Historically accurate iPhone bulge in his pocket.

6 votes (3.06%)

His big gun (literally or figuratively).

34 votes (17.35%)

Patriotic tears. You know, like Glenn Beck.

9 votes (4.59%)

The kind of abs you’d see in a Twilight movie.

17 votes (8.67%)

Eh. Just mold it to look like Patrick Swayze from the VHS box for “North and South” and be done with it.

40 votes (20.41%)

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