Best Submission to Penthouse Letters that Was Never Sent

Will Folks' book excerpt

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Who knows if and when Will Folks' promised tell-all about his alleged "inappropriate physical relationship" with Nikki Haley will ever hit the stands. In fact, we're betting it never will. But that doesn't mean we didn't enjoy the 281-word excerpt the FITSNews blogger released just a few weeks ago describing what Folks claims was the duo's first makeout session. It was surprisingly steamy stuff. But one part was confusing, leaving us to wonder if Folks has ever actually touched a woman's breast in his life. Here's the line that bothered us: "Nikki and I kissed even harder and heavier than we had before (away from the lights of the Vista, we weren't worried about people seeing us here), and at one point I slid my hands under her turtleneck and felt her breasts over the black bra she was wearing." (Emphasis added.)

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