Poll Result:

  • opened on December 9, 2009
  • closed on December 17, 2009

How do you avoid that extra 15 pounds around the holidays?

Buy one get one gastric bypass for you and Santa

3 votes (4.11%)

Require a nutritional label for every mystery fruitcake

1 vote (1.37%)

Replace the eggnog with straight liquor

45 votes (61.64%)

Institute a one-limb-a-day limit on gingerbread men

3 votes (4.11%)

Bowl full of jelly bench press

1 vote (1.37%)

Hibernate with the rest of the fat, furry animals

20 votes (27.40%)

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