by Chris Haire
Obi Wan knew how to get the fuzz off his back. He waved his hand in the air and recited these words, "These are not the droids you're looking for. Move along." And just like that, the troopers back the fugh up and let the jedi pass.
Well, apparently, Gov. Mark Sanford has learned a jedi mind trick or two from old Ben Kenobi. Check out this report from The State concerning a recent encounter between the Luv Guv's driver, a trooper, and Obi San Kenobi himself:
In the video from a dashboard camera, Lance Cpl. R.S. Salter asks the driver, "You got a good reason for running 85?"
The agent from gets out of the car and walks toward the cruiser, credentials in hand and tells Salter he is driving the governor, to which the trooper replies, "Not a really good reason to be speeding."
"Tell him that," the agent says, walking back to his car.
Walking around to the passenger side of the sedan, Salter peers inside and greets Sanford. The two shake hands, Salter returns to his cruiser, and the agent drives off.
This are the not the grounds for impeachment you're looking for. Move along.