Tumpy gets all Tiger Beat-nuts over Tea Party balladeer

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Move over, Nick Jonas. Get out of the way, Miley Cyrus. Back off, Justin Bieber.

Lobbyist, 1st District candidate, and Tracey Amick-paramour Tumpy Campbell wants you to know about the bestest new troubadour around, Don Hall, the man behind "The Battle Is 'Bout To Begin," a country-rock, Tea Party call-to-arms.

In fact, he wants you to know so bad, he's gotten all Twitter-posted about it.

Paul Thurmond, the nomination is now yours to loose, that is unless you've followed in your daddy's shoes and sired a lovechild or two.

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