by Chris Haire
I'll admit. My latest column wasn't one of my best.
I mean, if I'm going to criticize the SCGOP for coming up with a crappy acronym — POWER (Power Of Women Electing Republicans) — and then provide my own acronyms — GET ME A BEER, BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT, MICHELLE DUGGAR, VOTE LIKE YOUR HUSBAND TELLS YOU, and IT'S TIME TO FULFILL YOUR WEEKLY WIFELY DUTIES — then, by golly, I should have taken the time to, you know, actually mention what those acronyms stand for.
But alas I did not. I simple couldn't. It was just too difficult. In the words of Barbie: "Math is hard."
Not that this has anything to do with math. But you get my point.
Anyhow, I recently received a voice message from a caller who, well, took issue with the column.
Listen and enjoy.