by Chris Haire
So let me get this straight: Osama bin Laden had like a row of pot plants growing outside of his Pakistani pad, drank Coke and Pepsi by the frikkin' case, and, as Reuters is now reporting, had a substantial collection of porn:
U.S. commandos who raided Osama bin Laden's compound also recovered a "fairly extensive" stash of pornography, including videos, Reuters reports.
The news agency quotes unidentified current and former U.S. officials as saying it is unclear where in the sprawling compound the material was found nor is it clear who had been viewing it.
The officials specifically say they do not know if bin Laden himself had acquired or viewed the materials, Reuters reports.
Recently released home videos showed bin Laden viewing pictures of himself on a TV screen, indicating that the compound did have equipment for playing videos.
I don't know about you, but I'm beginning to think that Seal Team Six took out Seth Rogen and not the face of Islamic terrorism.
Hmm. That would certainly explain why President Obama refuses to released the photos of Osama's corpse. Because once we saw the photos, we'd know the awful, awful truth: A Green Hornet sequel would never be greenlit. The horror. The horror.