by Chris Haire
Pat Robertson is a funny guy. One of the best joke crackers in the biz. Right up there like Louis CK or Daniel Tosh or something. He will make you laugh so hard you'll wet your skinny jeans.
First he says that God sends hurricanes to Florida because Disney World hosts so-called gay days.
Then he claims that he can leg-press a ton.
Then he turns around and says that Haiti was devastated by an earthquake because Haitians made a pact with the devil.
But nothing — absolutely nothing — can beat what Robertson has said now. Enjoy.