My fellow mutants, followers of Eris, and lovers of all things gonzo, I have exciting news for you: the patron saint of all that is weird is alive. Yes, ladies and beasts, we now have definitive proof that Hunter S. Thompson faked his 2005 suicide.
I know, I know. Shocking.
But what's even more shocking is how we found out: Sarah Palin.
That's right, you swine, the one-time GOP vice presidential candidate found Dr. Gonzo on the open road. Not surprisingly, she seemed to have no idea who he was. Then again, what can you expect from a lady who once boasted, "I can see Russia from my blouse" ... or something to that effect.
Watch this teaser for Palin's latest reality TV show, "Amazing America" and see for yourself.