Here’s the Wrap:
• Remember the summers when the media would obsesses over hurricanes or shark attacks? This year we get Paris Hilton and attorney firings. Get a shark-infested pool involved in either story and I'll get interested.
• More mosques destroyed in Iraq. Ty Pennington blames alcohol for the Extreme Makeover mishap.
• Earnhardt Jr. joins Hendrick team, aligning with Jeff Gordon. Oh, the drama.
• Spielberg endorses Clinton. The other candidates shouldn’t worry, there’s always that guy that directed Glitter.
• Improved gun laws after VT massacre.
• State correctional officers steal a cow from prison.