One offering from our lighthearted news survey and two of the four possible answers:
The swine flu landed in news cycles over the weekend. We don't understand why all of these scary diseases have to involve things that play a role in everyday life (bird flu, mad cow, swine flu, etc.). With that in mind, what’s the next virus America is sure to catch?
A. The Rosey Palm Influenza
B. The Geico Cash Cramps
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