Here's our five things Joe Wilson should have shouted during the presidential address:
1. "Less Filling"
2. "Yeah, and Al Gore invented the internets."
3. Random answer to a Best Buy electronics question.
4. "Saaaays You."
5. "San Dimas High School football rules!"
In other news, there's a new site called Joe Wilson is Your Pre-Existing Condition with a host of funny one-liners, including:
Joe Wilson talked on his Blackberry all through your favorite movie
Joe Wilson heated up leftover fish in your office's microwave
Joe Wilson didn't refill your Brita pitcher
Trust me when I say that it's an amusing half-hour of your life, regardless of your politics.