Economic Turndown Service

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Our economy is tanking.  Oh no!  Are we all peeing in our skinny jeans?  Do we have our Calvin Klein Boxer briefs in a wad?  Are we hanging ourselves with our Burbury Scarves?  Is it time to batten down the hatches of our vacation homes?  Has your IRA dropping been a tough pill to swallow with your morning venti frapacino?  Are we cutting out basics of life like HBO and Showtime?  Have you been watching Congress bail us out on your 60 inch, Flat Screen Blu Ray?   Time to take a break and forget about it all?  Time to go to the Alps, or Paris?  Of course you're on a budget now, so someplace more modest- Cancun?  Just like troubles in the past, you can always count on our savior, the Holy Trinity, Visa, Mastercard, and American Express to get see us through.

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