Going once, going twice...



If anyone was looking for empirical proof that the Gate Theatre’s 19 performances of Somerset Maugham’s The Constant Wife will be the hottest tickets at Spoleto ’07, I offer it thusly — in the form of an e-mail from my stepmother:

“Patrick, thanks for the Happy Mother’s Day wishes. Also thanks for the suggestion about The Constant Wife. That got us moving to get tickets, and I have a feeling that we would’ve missed out if we had waited one more day. The only two tickets that we could get together were on the last day for $65.”

I’m such a good kid sometimes I make myself sick.

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