2015 College Student Guide

 You made it, man-babies. After 12 years of slaving away behind desks and out of lockers, you’ve reached the pinnacle of your education — college. Before you go all Animal House on us (and we totally recommend that as a theme party — seriously, we can’t think of anything funnier or creepier than man-babies in togas), check out our suggestions for making the best of the next four to five to six years. We’ve got you covered from your big baby head to your big, old, hairy daddy toes with cheap clothes. We’ll make sure your late-night feedings are satisfied with our fourth meal suggestions. And, perhaps most enlightening of all, we’ve asked some of our sprightly young interns to fill you in on the what’s what of college life. So stop your crying, put that pacifier in your mouth, and read on.