Life is like a fake mustache. You never know what someone's going to look like until he or she puts one on. We were equally on edge as we awaited the results of this year's Readers' Picks on the best in arts, music, culture, and entertainment. Once they came in, we learned a valuable lesson. We continue to learn from our readers, no matter how smart we think we are. Fortunately, we're able to return the favor to City Paper readers by showing them what the city is like full of fake mustaches.