You don’t have to be a weatherman to know when to avoid the peninsula. You just have to hear two phrases within the same forecast: “hard rain” and “high tide.” Then it’s time to check the canoe for supplies and pull out the makeshift map from the last time you had to swim out your car window. Then you realize the boss won’t be able to make it to work either. Hit the snooze, dude.
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