Best Crime Of The Scentury

Fecal bandit strikes Harris Teeter

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Madder than an old wet hen and rank as a polecat, a disgruntled former Harris Teeter contractor managed to steal headlines after he was charged with spraying the produce aisle with a brown liquid later found to contain human waste. The shit-stirrer claimed to have gotten the muddy end of the stick, but his alleged crime was enough to put even the staunchest mutton-puncher off their feed. —Dustin Waters
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