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Loud Booms Reported

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Over the past several months, numerous reports have emerged detailing “loud booms” shaking the Lowcountry, but I must admit, I haven’t felt a thing. Time after time, these alleged phenomena have passed me by without so much as a seismic courtesy tap. Whether man-made or the product of a UFO backfiring on its trip through the Milky Way, little has been offered in the way of explanation. That leaves us few options other than to jump directly to irresponsible and unfounded speculation. I for one call for a full investigation into these peculiar rumbles until we know exactly what otherworldly reverberations are at play. —Dustin Waters
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