Listen, it’s not easy being one of the seven dwarves. First, there are seven of them. I mean, have you seen Jon & Kate Plus Eight? Being a multiple is the worst. Add to that the fact that they’re constantly working (see: “Hi ho, Hi ho,” etc.), and a guy’s gonna want to let off some steam after he clocks out. So where does an exhausted dwarf go to chillax? Why, the Recovery Room, of course. Not only does it have a dark, dank atmosphere that dwarves just love, you also can’t beat the prices. Two bucks for a PBR? Make it seven, please.
Runner-up: A.C.’s Bar & Grill
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