Injury lawyer George Sink went all-in on his 30-second spot during the Big Game. OK, he's no flaming-sledgehammer-wielding Jamie Casino, but Sink still managed to impress us with a perfectly kitschy sketch about two astronauts getting rear-ended in their space shuttle. "Houston, we have a problem. I think we just got into an accident," one of the spacemen says. Cue a quick shot of Sink in the office and a Spaceballs-vintage liftoff shot, and you've got yourself a nugget of local TV gold.