When the drawbridge fails and the castle is under attack, send your royal guard to ATP Gun Shop and Range, and your people have nothing to fear. At ATP, knights trade swords and lances for magically anointed Glocks, practicing their aim in a clean, controlled environment. ATP will even help your guards qualify for a Concealed Weapons Permit, so even in the dark, enchanted woods, your carriage will be safe from wolves, dragons, and pesky trolls.

Runner-up: Palmetto State Armory