We recently came across a local band called Bill Murray and couldn’t help but ask, “Why? Just why?” Sure, we all love Bill, like love Bill, and that’s why we need to leave the poor man alone. I know this sounds really rich coming from a paper that had a Bill Murray-themed Best Of party a few years back, but we learned our lesson, OK? Naming things after a guy who’s alive and well and just wants to live his life can get a little creepy. If we’re not careful, all that love will get lost in translation and we could find ourselves in a Bill Murray-obsessed city without the Bill Murray.