Patches O'Houlihan says, "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Patches must have never been to a Charleston Sports and Social Club (CSSC) game, where there seems to be a heavy influence on the social. Athletes bring their fave adult beverages to games like kickball, dodgeball, volleyball, and softball, and sometimes things get sloppy. It's a lot harder to dodge something three or four beers in. And running to third on a beer-filled stomach isn't pretty, but it is fun. And that's the point. The folks behind the organization know it's fun to compete, but it's also fun to socialize. It's really the ideal physical education class ever created, gym shorts not included.