We get it. We get it. It’s better than a giraffe — both for the frightened kiddos and the even more frightened giraffe — but seriously, what does the Wicked Witch of the West and Captain Hook have to do with Jesus’ birthday. Evidently, we missed that and the rapture in the Good Book. That said, as supporters of mind-expanding experiences, we have to give our enthusiastic approval to this cray-cray Christmas offering. May we recommend Tyrion Lannister and My Little Pony’s Twilight Sparkle for this year’s tree lighting ceremony?