Anthony Weiner Threat O' the Week: "I'm coming over. My dick is getting bigger, and it won't go down. I took something."
A woman and her daughter were having an argument; apparently, the mother had decided to cut off the daughter financially as punishment. The daughter continued to argue, making a scene. The mother responded, "Wait until you have kids. You will see." The daughter then sighed, "Oh, mom," and proceeded to hit and scratch her mother's face, apparently not ready to see eye to eye.
Well-Endowed Threat o' the Week: "I will hurt you with my penis."
After searching a suspect, officers informed him he was under arrest for drug possession. The man answered, "That's not crack. It's coke." Let's call a spade a spade, my friend.
Plenty of Warning Threat o' the Week: "I am coming from Texas on a Greyhound bus and killing both of you."
Stopped on suspicion of soliciting prostitution, a man admitted that he had paid $2 up front for oral sex and was going to pay $3 after the act. Really? Five dollars! Value meals are more expensive.
The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.