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Highlights from City of Charleston police reports

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Seduction O' the Week:
A man placed four photographs of himself wearing only women's underwear on a woman's front porch.

A rickshaw driver approached a police officer saying, "Not to be a rat, but there is the guy who kicked out the window at Bob Ellis." Police apprehended the suspect, but had to let him go because the rickshaw driver scurried off before making an official statement. Sounds like a rat to us.

When a man went back to his ex-girlfriend's place to pick up his stuff, a fight broke out over what belonged to whom. After his ex threw a bike out of her window, the man got on the bike and rode off. If our girlfriend was strong enough to throw a bike out of a window, we'd peddle off, too.

A man found in the middle of the road told police he was pushed out of a car after the driver refused to pay him money for a bet. That's the last time he'll try to settle a bet with Shia LeBeouf behind the wheel.

Weapon O' the Week: "Bod" Body fragrance

The Blotter is taken from City of Charleston police department reports. We've added a cartoon and a little commentary. We've added a little humor, too. No one has been found guilty. This is not a court of law.


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