Poll Result:

  • opened on September 3, 2009
  • closed on September 15, 2009

College started more than a week ago. Which excuse is already worn out?

“Some kid on the street turned my homework into a Palmetto rose.”

7 votes (9.33%)

“I got lost trying to find something called a Cistern. Hell, I still don’t know what it is.”

7 votes (9.33%)

“I suffered an acute case of starvation when I couldn’t hear the lunch bell.”

1 vote (1.33%)

“My plan to sell my body for text book money met its match: the freshman 15.”

3 votes (4.00%)

“I was hiking the Appalachian Trail.”

26 votes (34.67%)

“I was worried I had the swine flu. Turned out to just be mono.”

31 votes (41.33%)


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