1. Time's up!
2. I'm done.
3. Hon, move to the left, I can't see Kelly Ripa.
4. Ooh, look, a penis ... only smaller.
5. No, no, no, don't feel bad — it happens to every guy.
6. You have the right to remain silent ...
7. Look, slave, I can make that ball-gag tighter.
8. My hot friend wanted to join us, but I didn't think you were into that.
9. Be honest; can you tell I was born a man?
10. Don't forget to fill out those forms from the CDC when you're done.