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LOVE & SEX ‌ 10 Things a Guy Never Wants to Hear During Sex


1. Time's up!

2. I'm done.

3. Hon, move to the left, I can't see Kelly Ripa.

4. Ooh, look, a penis ... only smaller.

5. No, no, no, don't feel bad — it happens to every guy.

6. You have the right to remain silent ...

7. Look, slave, I can make that ball-gag tighter.

8. My hot friend wanted to join us, but I didn't think you were into that.

9. Be honest; can you tell I was born a man?

10. Don't forget to fill out those forms from the CDC when you're done.

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