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War for the Planet of the Apes is an unfortunate and forgettable film

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There's not much war in War for the Planet of the Apes, which is a problem given that it's called War for the Planet of the Apes. A better, more accurate title would've been Failed Diplomacy on the Planet of the Apes, though of course that wouldn't get anyone excited. "War" though, yeah! An apes fighting humans summer blockbuster — give me some of that!

It opens well, as an army battalion closes in on an ape stronghold. The humans think they're at war. The apes just want to be left alone. Humans attack. Apes defend themselves. It's a nicely staged, edited, and performed sequence, and gives hope for positive things to come.

And then ... nothing.

The apes talk about their feelings, and soon we're about to doze off. The dialogue isn't well written. In fact, this may set the record for most subtitles in a big budget blockbuster. It's a given that people spending money to see a movie with this title don't want to read from the screen. This isn't a foreign film, after all.

Now we do need to know what the apes are communicating, so why not let them all speak? Not just the leader, Caesar (Andy Serkis), all of them. Because here's the logical flaw in only Caesar speaking: How do the other apes understand English? Furthermore, when he's not facing other apes and they sign (language) something to him, he shouldn't be responding as if they're in conversation when he can't see them. Apparently the other apes understand English perfectly, they just can't speak it. The few that try a word here and there, though, do just fine.

I know. I'm talking about logic in a movie about a talking ape and the humans trying to kill him. Perhaps my frustration is misguided. Let's instead put all the blame for the film's failings on the misshapen story. After big bad Colonel McCullogh (Woody Harrelson) kills Caesar's wife (Judy Greer) and son (Max Lloyd-Jones), Caesar vows to kill him. Important: Caesar vows to kill only McCullogh and no one else. It's not much of a war when the protagonist is only after one person.

On Caesar goes, picking up help in the form of fellow apes Maurice (Karin Konoval), Luca (Michael Adamthwaite), and Rocket (Terry Notary). They also take pity on a human girl, Nova (Amiah Miller), and the kooky "Bad Ape" (Steve Zahn), so named because he used to be in a zoo and (presumably) that's what humans always said to him. We're supposed to feel bad for him. I didn't.

As the chase evolves, nonsensical plot conveniences take over. The apes find the perfect people to join them on their journey, even in the most remote of places. Later, Nova walks straight into a restricted area completely undetected and assists incarcerated apes, apparently because the guards had gone to bed for the night.

All that implausibility aside, my goodness, does director Matt Reeves' film feature tremendous visual effects. Because they seem so real it's easy to forget the apes are created using performance capture animation, in which the actors' movements are placed into a computer that subsequently renders the apes. Given that everything about the apes is created inside a computer, the details of the hair, facial expressions, light reflecting in the eyes and even tears are absolutely stunning. If you do see this, be sure to make an effort to marvel at the technology on display.

In the opening credits, War for the Planet of the Apes provides a quick summary of predecessors Rise (2011) and Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014), which is good because the only thing I remembered about those two was how forgettable they were. Now having seen the third film, I hope the fourth will extend the same courtesy.

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War for the Planet of the Apes

Official Site: WarForThePlanet.com

Director: Matt Reeves

Writer: Mark Bomback and Pierre Boulle

Producer: Peter Chernin, Dylan Clark, Rick Jaffa and Amanda Silver

Cast: Andy Serkis, Woody Harrelson, Judy Greer, Steve Zahn, Karin Konoval, Amiah Miller and Terry Notary

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