Oscar the grouch lives next to my house



To the crazy old man on my street who has a lot of pride in his trailer trash yard. The jungle of plants you have growing and blocking the sidewalk don't look good. The mirrors propped against the house aren't artistic-looking. The old tent you have surrounding the outside of your house does not cover up the fact that it's old. And the everlasting pile of trash on your curb is getting annoying. Where do you get all of this trash?? It's sweet that you put so much effort into your home but, plain and simple, it's a terrible eyesore. Oh, and you really should neuter your 17 cats before they all have babies again.

-Trashy trawler


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