I'll soil my own mattress, thank you very much

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I love Craigslist. I mean, let's get real here: you can find a job, a house, a car, or a casual sexual encounter. What more can a girl ask for? Oh, she can ask for a mattress (a guy could, too, I suppose...). Wait, a mattress? Online? Not new? As in used perhaps in a brothel or meth lab or grungy college kid's dorm room? To all those people who buy mattresses on Craigslist - yuk! Have you ever seen those shows on t.v. about people needing to exterminate entire homes because of bed bugs from used mattresses bought online? I'm not trying to hinder anybody's personal used-mattress-selling-business, but really, you might want to reconsider your choice of wares. And to those people who just HAVE to save a few bucks by buying your bedding used online, here's a tip: check the seams of your mattress to see if there are any creepy crawlies in there.

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