Ever noticed how the male end of any couple in a commercial ends up being a moron? It usually goes something like this. A guy will be attempting to water a flower bed for his wife. He will then become distracted by something, (i.e. football, beer, sex), and then proceed to destroy said flowers. The wife will look out the window and realize that once again her husband has the intelligence of a small puppy. Fortunately for her, she has a body wash that's so incredible it allows her to forget why she married him in the first place.