After a hard day's night all you really care about is food. Especially food that's cheap, fast and delicious. These criteria guarantee that it will be greasy, unhealthy and addicting. Little Caesar's passes the test with flying colors. It embodies the American Dream. You drive up and for $9.50 you can have a large pepperoni pizza, "crazy" bread, which may have cocaine in it and a 2-liter of Pepsi. No smiles, no questions, just food.