Ok, I don't care if you are an only child, you are 27, and need to GROW UP! When you say you are going to do something, just do it. NO MORE EXCUSES for everything... the world doesn't owe you ANYTHING for just showing up.
You talk a mile a minute but NEVER say anything remotely interesting. We are sick of hearing about your mommy and daddy doing everything for you. No wonder you still live with them...you drive everyone else away.
You used to be halfway-normal, and a pretty decent individual, but now it's always ALL ABOUT YOU.
Wake up, grow up, and get real. We might like you again.