Government glutton cooks up fresh crab fakes



Oh you shameless glutton you, purchasing $150 worth of fresh crab legs and paying for it with your Food Stamps card. I pay my taxes and use the meager left-overs of my earnings to buy Top Ramen. My only question to you is this: did you still have enough money on that card to buy enough butter in which to dip that crab?

-Tired of hamburger


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