Sidewalk walker is now hot, dirty, and wet



To the good-looking guy standing on the sidewalk on King Street this morning: I am so sorry to have rudely splashed dirty soapy water on you. I did not realize that the road was wet (from the sidewalk cleaning, I suppose) until I had splashed you. You were standing in front of the only wet spot on King Street. I went back to try to apologize, but you were gone. Anyway, you're quite hot. I hope the splashing didn't ruin your day. If I can make it up to you...


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